Remus, to Sirius: I will suck your dick if you finish your part of the group project.
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Marinette: You think I can't corrupt you?
Luka: Nope, you absolutely can. In fact, I'm already corrupt. Hundred percent on your side. I will die for you.
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Submitted by @bluechandelure
[Source: @animatedtext on tumblr]
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This feels like poetry to me
(And yes I know they're from the same source but still. Thank you @animatedtext and @cursed--alien)
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Nami: Let’s play the game “Who fucked up?”
Nami: Because I know somebody did.
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Ennoshita: Hey, shouldn’t you be studying?
Nishinoya: I worked for 5 minutes so it’s time to take a break.
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[Playing Among Us]
Jason: Guys, how do I vent like Tim?
Tim: Shut up, Jason. We're gonna lose.
Duck: I don't know. Tim would have reasons to murder Damian.
Y/N: Guys, come on. I saw Dick vent.
Dick: I'm not the imposter, my ass is too thick. You'd hear my cheeks clapping down the vents all the time.
[BlueWing was ejected]
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Why find a therapist when I could vent to the ghost in my room?
-Francis McQueen, probably
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Nero: Everyone be like "I'm a top" or "I'm a bottom", like bro, I'm at my fucking limit
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Nikki: Abandonment issues? You mean the source of my god-tier humor?
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